Tip: Don't listen to evan

You don't talk to Evan that way; one must treat him as if he is a blossoming flower protruding from the ground and nurture him from the bottom upwards...

I just did

What if Im allergic to flowers?

quoteception

Thread ruined.

Evans keen eye for obtuse humor, and his mission to relay this humor to the Minetown public, has been greatly insulted and degraded by the flippant and sluggish nature of recent replies.

Alec, Predspread, etc:

F*ck off and make your own thread, because I can't be the only one who does not feel the desire to scroll through your posts to find the funny parts.

GOOD DAY TO YOU SIRS.

EDIT: I would advise Evan to have said shit wiped from the face of the earth by a moderator.

Yeah, indeed, because a mod would "wipe us from the face of the earth", it wasnt funny in the first place. Dry humor is no humor at all

My response to all the bullshit going on on this sacred thread:

*steps out on stage twirling a cane and accidentally hits self in the dick 100 times * AAAWGHHH