Sorry for the off-topic discussions on this thread lately. That's over now.

Survival tip:

If you are wearing one of those padded neck braces, try and put that shit on a deer somehow

wow so love

Survival tip:

Eat as many toads as you can. You'll still die, but fuck toads

Shortly after, they started dating...

Tip fully successful catch fish:

•Use fishing pole to gentle scoop fish from the deeps

•Twist fish head to death it

•Mistakenly drop a boat

Bear defense tip:

Let your family know you loved them by writing a note on your chest in feces that says "this is feces"

The hell is a sarnie?