Hey guys! So I thought it would be nice if I started a thread where over time I can just post general tips about things that I've learned while living my life. As I come up with new tips, I'll post them here. I hope you enjoy!

First set of tips:

Things to ask when buying a car:

•Does the windshield work?

•Is it a Forb, Cheby or Toyoba?

•How many cars is it?

What to ask when buying a parrot:

-can it eat

-what is a parrot

-does it have fenders

-do you have an extra set of wings or fenders ?

Wait... What do I do if its not one of those three?

think you got it rough? try engineering blog posts while trying to suck down two whole baby bottles full of muscle milk before Solstice ends

What to ask when buying a car (#2):

•Sorry I thought cars were something else

•Do you want the rest of this Dad's Root Beer?

•How was the Dad's?

Best ways to die:

•Being allergic to/getting stung by a dog

•Bad Rolo

•Drowning in wallets

•High-fived to death

•Model railroading accident

Thank you for your words of wisdom.

This one really hit home, as I have always planned on dying some day.

When I die I hope it's in my hot air balloon and I don't land until all that's left in the basket is my skeleton and my kids