Sarnie is a sandwich.

Damn, was hoping for good tips for noobs like me ;P

You're saying they aren't?

Here are two more of the tips for noobs. Now you can have high class mints like the ones your grandparents keep with their Werther's and some trendy shorts.

Woah woah woah this thread has gotten wayyyyyyyy out of hand.

Survival tips:

•Tape 9 raisins together to form a "raisin tube"

•Trust me: panic

•Capture a rabbit to cuddle with until help arrives

New birthdays:

•Januartly 34rd

•Marfch 0th

•Dechumpert 4rf

•Septurble 6rd-16nd (lengthy birth)

•Flethfluary 14st (Valentront's Day!)

•6th

Tip:

You can learn a lot about a girl by digging through her trash. For example: she doesn't eat bones

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My favourite was Eat food like breathe: through mouth, breathe out through nose

High fiving to death!

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phew for a second i thought i was the worst, least funny thing on the internet