big steel drivin' hank gordon bubba once told me i aint once put on what it could not do, but to what i can't do on what i put myself on for
so inspire
@426160 wrote:
so inspire
CNN: SHITLOAD OF DEAD WOLVES FOUND IN NYC SUBWAY SYSTEM INSPIRES US ALL AS A NATION TO REFLECT UPON MOTHERHOOD AND PERHAPS OUR SELF'S
Sports tip:
If you catch the ball, make sure it's the right type of ball for the sport you are doing before you get too excited
If you catch the ball, make sure it's the right type of ball for the sport you are doing before you get too excited
Things to ask when buying a house:
•Did the previous owners use the toilets?
•Is this really carpet?
•Mind if I crawl through the ductwork?
•Did the previous owners use the toilets?
•Is this really carpet?
•Mind if I crawl through the ductwork?
myth: making me mad is cool
FACT: making me mad is a crap move& people who do it are all sociopathivc criminals with fucked up rotten brains
FACT: making me mad is a crap move& people who do it are all sociopathivc criminals with fucked up rotten brains
Me: wheres your bathroom
Girl: its over there
Me: ok thanks im going to it
Me : so this is where she craps...nice
Girl: its over there
Me: ok thanks im going to it
Me : so this is where she craps...nice
my christ. i am invigorated. using my new official old spice dr.pepper halo 3 exfoliating forehead wax. this is God. this feeling is God
from the corrctions department: dont cut off the tip of you wiener and eat it like a little meatball. dont do it!
@1108550 wrote:
from the corrctions department: dont cut off the tip of you wiener and eat it like a little meatball. dont do it!
they just dont want you to have fun