you know what, i apologize, continue on with your dry humor

@739033 wrote:
or you could just suck it up
Or you could just stop posting on this thread.
EDIT: Never mind.
Dating tip:
Women find vampires very sexy, so always be tugging on your ears to make them pointy and be bleeding out of your mouth a little
Women find vampires very sexy, so always be tugging on your ears to make them pointy and be bleeding out of your mouth a little
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New Thanksgiving traditions:
•Throwing a turkey at someone in need
•Interrupting a prayer by saying "Boy does that gravy ever smell moist"
•Throwing a turkey at someone in need
•Interrupting a prayer by saying "Boy does that gravy ever smell moist"
Thanksgiving dinner with my grandparents is always awkward because they're super conservative and dead
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE

HEY THAT WAS FUNNY
EDIT: AND RELEVANT!
EDIT: AND RELEVANT!
I like telling car salesmen "Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do