Someone start an actual rant, this isn't a forum game.

Did someone say a cow was thrown at them? Does this thread look like joke to you?! Get serious people, jeez fuckin laweez.

Clearly the human body could never move a cow with such momentum.

That was clearly a lie, I have to agree with Coffeey. I'm going to start reporting fake rants and handing out bans if this continues you fakes.

I hate when you are playing a game (Black Mesa), and the game crashes before you quick-save after a hard objective. Has anyone played Black Mesa by the way? I'm nearly done, afterwards I'm going to play the Portal Prelude.

I don't get you.

Wot.

Who said anything about an actual live cow? I could easily throw a small cow replica. And I don't even lift.

Perhaps Fettuccini, perhaps.

Maybe you're too weak to even do THAT...