Wish granted but they all defriended you.

I wish for a minecraft server

Wish granted, but no one plays minecraft but you.

I wish to be good at math

Wish granted, but you then substitute the word "you" for "u" and your grammar overall becomes absolutely dire.

I wish I had a 12 inch member.

Wish granted, but you drop your newly acquired foot tall porcelain figurine of Goldmember, as played by John Travolta, on the floor and it shatters into countless pieces. You stare at it for what feels like hours before finally breaking down into tears of rage and sorrow.

I wish my milkshake didn't bring so many boys to the yard.

i wish i have better spelling and gramer

wish granted, but your milkshake bring all of the men to the yard

wish granted, but then u forgot how to read and write

i wish a icecold bottle of icetea right now

wish granted, but some pee in it.

i wish to know what i whant to wish for

Wish granted, but you forget the day after you are told.

I wish that I could eat things not healthy and they would become healthy.

wish granted but then u choked yourself on it and died

i wish i could have better weather here