Wish granted, but you turn out like a certain server owner who we'll refer to as F.

I wish for world peace.

wish granted but you brought back war....

I wish for unlimted wish's

Granted, but then u realize that life is becoming meaningless and boring and you commit suicide.

I wish i would spent less time in front of my computer

wish granted, but you then start being addicted to honey boo boo on TV.

I wish people wouldn't ruin others wishes.

wish not granted.

I wish for more memory on my computer

Wish granted, but you get the wrong type of memory and therefore, it doesn't fit your slots.

I wish for Microsoft Office.

Wish granted, but you don't own a computer

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Wish granted, but you die a few days later.

I wish for great teachers.

wish granted, but you die the same day

i wish i owned microsoft

Wish granted, but Apple buys Microsoft.

I wish I don't die!