Rules: Ruin a Wish goes like this. First poster makes a wish. Second poster grants said wish but in a devious way, and then makes another wish. The third poster does the same as the second poster.

Example:

Poster 1: I wish for a million dollars.

Poster 2: Wish Granted. You get a million dollars, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I had a car.

Poster 3: Wish Granted. There's a scrap hull from the junkyard sitting in your backyard now.

I wish I had a pony.

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So let's play?

I wish for an unlimited supply of gas.

(EDIT: sorry didn't see your wish)

You get your unlimited supply of gas, but all we have left is skunk gas.

I wish for Tony Stark's iron suit.

You'll get the suit, but it's his prototype so it cannot do the basic things his regular suit does, and is also half broken.

I wish i had more wishes

You're granted your "more wishes", but those wishes are for nothing and are, therefore, invalid.

I wish for SignShop to work.

Your wish is granted, but the PVP server crashes and yields your signshop fix useless.

I wish for friends.

Wish granted, but they all secretly hate you

I wish for sexy times with holy.

Wish granted, but Holy dies from lung cancer because he smoked too much.

I wish for ALL Minecraft players (Minetown or not) to be unbanned from their restricted servers.

Wish granted but this caused so many logins and crashed minecraft forever.

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The world was peaceful for just a second, then terror rained yet again.

I wish I could draw as good as Kazue Kato.

Wish granted as of right now. Unfortunately, said drawerer lost both arms during a tragic windsurfing incident last week. I thought you'd heard.

I wish something undesirable would happen to me for once.