wish granted, only I forgot to mention you have short term memory loss.

I wish for love.

Wish Granted, but you don't love him/her back.

I wish for bitcoins.

Granted. However, an all-round better form of online currency is found and bitcoins become worthless.

I wish for extremely good luck in all aspects of life, in every situation where that extreme luck will affect me negatively in such a way that my good luck cannot counter.

Granted but then u wake up and realize that it was just a dream

I wish the household would finish itself

Granted, everyone in the house commits suicide. Though I don't really need to ruin that one for you.

I wish for world peas - gigantic vegetables floating in space!

Wish granted, but vegetarian aliens pilfer and eat the planets.

I wish i had a perfect life, no stress, no worries.

Wish granted, but in your perfect life, you can also know no happiness.

I wish I could go wherever I wanted in an instant (Teleportation, I guess)

Granted but you teleport into space and die.

I wish for Dutronic circuitry.