You get your hands, in return for the rest of your limbs, now you're just a torso, head and four hands.

I wish for nothing.

Wish granted, but you are made poor.

I wish for a longer winter season, to snowboard in.

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I wish I were a butterfly

*poof* you're a butterfly, however be aware that you have a lifespan of 3 days.

I wish the next post on this thread is positive.

wish granted, but then a toad eats you shortly after.

I wish minecraft didn't get so much hate (ahem COD FANS ahem)

Wish granted but then minecraft community turned into COD community

I wish i would have more good whisky

The bottles appear before your eyes, then they fall, hit the ground and shatter to a file of glassy muck.

I wish I had a tail.

Wish granted, but the tail is so long you always trip on it.

I now wish I could get a free razer keyboard and mouse.

Wish granted, but you spill milk all over the keyboard and drop the mouse, as you look for a warenty paper in the boxes there is none to be found.

I wish I could be the green power ranger c:

The person who granted your wish was colourblind so you got yellow.

I wish for more ideas for wishes, I can't think of any.