Wish granted, but you still failed all your classes.

I wish that Shawn Johnson and I would get married and have kids.

Wish granted, here are your children;

I wish for..... a gaming computer.

Wish granted, unfortunaly the gaming computer was completely made of wood and started to burn.

I wish i would lose weight

You lost weight, but in the form of all your limbs.

I wish my dog could whistle.

wish granted. but he got hit by a car and died

No wish??

I wish i would have more money

wish granted. but It got burned in a fire

I wish I can be immortal.

wish granted, bad for you you didnt wish for eternal youth

I wish to wake up in a world where i can continue sleeping

Wish granted, you are in a dream and will soon be woken up to face the hard reality of life in about an hour.

I wish for a nice holiday with all my minecraft friends.

Wish is granted, but theres a giant storm that kills everyone

I wish I could run a server worth a billion dollars!