Wish granted, but if death regulation affects my god-given ability to put holes in garbage and animals really loudly i will kiss the toilet 1000 times and die.

i wish my ass would be destroyed by a meteor just so i wouldn't have to take sh*ts anymore

Wish granted, but you'll have to run to the toilet to take a piss and vomit every 15 minutes.

I wish for acne to not exist.

Wish granted, but you get herpes instead.

I wish this thread never existed.

Wish Granted. But Just as an admin goes to delete this thread from the system, his isp deactivates his connection fro piracy.

I wish i had a Dr.Pepper

Wish granted, you get a Pepper dispenser with a medical degree.

I wish I had the ability to move objects with my mind, without any weight hold backs or runout time. And to still have full movement of my body afterwards.

Wish granted, but you can't figure out how to use that ability.

I wish Infinity ward would add the Commando perk back to the next call of duty.

wish granted, but it is sold in the market place for 10000000 microsoft points.

i wish i could breathe under water.

Wish granted, but you drown anyways.

I wish minecraft servers didn't spam Can't keep up! Did the system time change, or is the server overloaded?

We know its overloaded.

Edit: So thats how you do that.

Wish granted, but every other website starts spamming you.

I wish for a new TV

Wish granted but its a rental.

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