Something awful does occur to you, but ultimately only helps you grow as a person.

I wish I were a rich man..

You become very rich, but all your money is taken away from you by the government.

I wish I could create an amazing 3d game.

You create your "Amazing 3D Game" but it then was shut down due to copy right laws.

I wish that when I think of a certain amount of money that is not over $10,000 it gets deposited into a fireproof, bombproof, waterproof, everything proof safe that only I can open when I think about opening it.

Wish Granted, but it is Monopoly money.

I wish to marry Ariana Grande

Wish granted. But she divorced you.

I wish for a cat

You get your cat, but it's dead.

I wish for a new hat.

Wish granted, sort of..

I wish for The Walking Dead season 3 on netflix.

Due to the events in The Walking Dead actually occurring, that season is never uploaded to Netflix and the world ends.

I want a new laptop.

There you go.

I want to pass all my exams.

Wish granted, but then all have to repeat it because someone was cheating.

I finally want my new computer