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[Enjin Archive] girl problem
Started by [E] SilverLotus1

Minetown suddenly is a gateway for getting dem gurls.
Apparently, the best way to make a girl fall in love with you is to follow her around all day, call her up breathing heavily, and make constant references to your penis when talking to her.

A diet of garlic and beans is also recommended for that memorable scent to capture her heart.

OH, and most importantly, always remember to NEVER bathe, shave, or wipe properly. If you do, it will make it seem like you're 'trying too hard'.

Following the above advice will make you seem 'eccentric' and 'interesting'.

DON'T really do this T.T

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I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but there is 1 thing you should probably think through..

Is she in your league? Unfortunately, we do not live in High School Musical land where everything is possible and the underdogs get with the cheerleaders, it just doesn't happen.

Nobody should get there heart set on someone who is on a completely different social scale to them. I am not saying you aren't on the same social scale to this girl Pokemonmew, I am just putting it out there <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f642.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":)">:)</object>
Cos Coffeey has so much experience of girls being out of his league <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

Jk
LOL. You're asking for relationship advice on a minecraft server forum?

Irony is an understatement.
OkiFool66 wrote:
Disregard women, aquire elo.
These comments are rather amusing to read through ^_-

I like how when it involves girls, suddenly it's top rated thread XD

Last one i remember was Feminine Thread and that ran for at least a week or two <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f632.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":o">:o</object>
gatschet wrote:
PokemonGardevoir wrote:
PkmnMewTwo wrote:
i got homecoming next week xD

I plan to just show up to my prom in a teeshirt and sweatpants and bring my Kagamine Len plushie instead of a date. People will be all like, 'Whut?' and I'll be like, "I'm that awesome. Deal with it."

Exactly why you're in no position to give advice in this thread. Lol

Neither are you, you don't know how girls think. I do. I live with two of them. And I kinda hate it.
PokemonGardevoir wrote:
gatschet wrote:
PokemonGardevoir wrote:
PkmnMewTwo wrote:
i got homecoming next week xD

I plan to just show up to my prom in a teeshirt and sweatpants and bring my Kagamine Len plushie instead of a date. People will be all like, 'Whut?' and I'll be like, "I'm that awesome. Deal with it."

Exactly why you're in no position to give advice in this thread. Lol

Neither are you, you don't know how girls think. I do. I live with two of them. And I kinda hate it.

Oh but does he have a sister? <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
gotmilk54445 wrote:
PokemonGardevoir wrote:
gatschet wrote:
PokemonGardevoir wrote:
PkmnMewTwo wrote:
i got homecoming next week xD

I plan to just show up to my prom in a teeshirt and sweatpants and bring my Kagamine Len plushie instead of a date. People will be all like, 'Whut?' and I'll be like, "I'm that awesome. Deal with it."

Exactly why you're in no position to give advice in this thread. Lol

Neither are you, you don't know how girls think. I do. I live with two of them. And I kinda hate it.

Oh but does he have a sister? <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

If he even does, his sister is like, a female version of jesus compared to my sister....

Sometimes I think that heaven didn;t want her and hell is afraid she'd take over, so they sent her here. Bad choice. >.<