Take all the vowels out of "FEMALE"
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In the United States currently, the percentage of women who graduate from college is higher than that of men <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
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HolySm0kes wrote:
Take all the vowels out of "FEMALE"
Dare I ask what FML is?
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Lomanic wrote:
Time for a bit o'reality here my friend.
of the 3.3 billion women in the world about a 1/3rd can't read, in 25% of the worlds nations you have nowhere near the same rights as men and in every nation but one we make more then you. In every single government in the world the men outnumber the women 50-1 or more, and well, as female mammals your genetic purpose is to carry young to term and then birth them, that's science. Granted our genetic marker is to impregnate as many of you as possible so we are not much better, the difference is the only way we are going to die in childbirth is if you shoot us.
So beyonce.... Better be making Jay Z a Sammich right about now.
of the 3.3 billion women in the world about a 1/3rd can't read, in 25% of the worlds nations you have nowhere near the same rights as men and in every nation but one we make more then you. In every single government in the world the men outnumber the women 50-1 or more, and well, as female mammals your genetic purpose is to carry young to term and then birth them, that's science. Granted our genetic marker is to impregnate as many of you as possible so we are not much better, the difference is the only way we are going to die in childbirth is if you shoot us.
So beyonce.... Better be making Jay Z a Sammich right about now.
I lol'd SO HARD
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PokemonGardevoir wrote:
Dare I ask what FML is?
It means Fudge my Life. ^.^
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MattGehringツ wrote:
Is it sad that many of Holy's points have no application to me whatsoever?
Yup....
Victor wrote:
I hate football, I'd rather run a six mile Cross Country practice than watch a Game of Football. I still hate the advantages girls have over us guys, they get free stuff, they constantly have BF's, they Get tons of respect, ecetera. I love all, but no one loves me? I personally hate seeing happy couples everywhere, it just reminds me of the fact that no one else loves me enough to be my GF, of course I'm nice to everyone, I just don't get why all the troubble makers get all the attention, I wonder what would happen if I suddenly turned into the Cruel Ice hearted person I am deep down inside? <
My Self Esteem is very low right now. But yes I'm single and unhappy <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/2639.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":(">:(</object>
My Self Esteem is very low right now. But yes I'm single and unhappy <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/2639.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":(">:(</object>
You have to like football, it is a sterotype that all men like football <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
DanniDorrito wrote:
Lets not make this a stupid ass 'men are better than women thread'
This is a feminine thread, you have your own male thread for this. So take your stupid 'superior male' crap back over to your male thread please.
This is a thread for females to let out whatever they want such as 'what they enjoy about being female' and answer any questions a male has about the female population that baffles them. Not for you to come on here and criticise females and tell us how much better males are. I don't give two flying monkeys about those kind of opinions and I can say on behalf of all females neither do they, you have your own thread to moan about women if you wish. We're not coming on there and perioding all over it, so leave us to have fun on this one.
I don't mind the odd sexist joke but a constant stream of them is just plain boring. Change the record, you're asking the wrong females to make you sammiches <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
This is a feminine thread, you have your own male thread for this. So take your stupid 'superior male' crap back over to your male thread please.
This is a thread for females to let out whatever they want such as 'what they enjoy about being female' and answer any questions a male has about the female population that baffles them. Not for you to come on here and criticise females and tell us how much better males are. I don't give two flying monkeys about those kind of opinions and I can say on behalf of all females neither do they, you have your own thread to moan about women if you wish. We're not coming on there and perioding all over it, so leave us to have fun on this one.
I don't mind the odd sexist joke but a constant stream of them is just plain boring. Change the record, you're asking the wrong females to make you sammiches <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
Finally someone said what was on my mind <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
Yield wrote:
Lomanic wrote:
Men are better then women because quite plainly, we run the world.
Our days our numbered, my friend. In this day-in-age, women can do anything and everything that a man can do (Plus some things we can't do)
Lets see you fabricate a small person and in 9 months, squeeze it out of a hole in your body.
Oh hey, A man who appreciates what women do for the world.<object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
PokemonGardevoir wrote:
HolySm0kes wrote:
Take all the vowels out of "FEMALE"
Dare I ask what FML is?
FML Is F*ck My Life
I apologize for the long post but I feel it is easier to reply to everyone whom I wish reply to this way. That way I don't make 5 posts that I could combine into one. Got a problem with it? Go away then <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object> lol jk
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Discussion Time!
Thoughts? Lol.
I'll share mine later.
Ps: I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freaking buisness! But i'm thirteen if you must know.
Thoughts? Lol.
I'll share mine later.
Ps: I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freaking buisness! But i'm thirteen if you must know.
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In the United States currently, the percentage of women who graduate from college is higher than that of men <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
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PokemonGardevoir wrote:
Discussion Time!
Thoughts? Lol.
I'll share mine later.
Ps: I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freaking buisness! But i'm thirteen if you must know.
Thoughts? Lol.
I'll share mine later.
Ps: I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freaking buisness! But i'm thirteen if you must know.
The only part that does not apply to me is the VCR part.....but otherwise this is freaking hilarious!!
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The Bob and Tom Show FTW!!, love it, listen to them on the radio on my way to work.
Anyways, that ones not as bad as "the man song" as they arent all that bad, the man song just makes him spineless and cowardly. the points in the woman song are fairly true;
If someone doesnt get the door and thier right there, its a bit rude.
You can do everything a man can do but dont have to, so what? just dont expect it to be done for you because we know you can do it now, its not the 50's anymore.
Got class? if you look at a strippers ass of either gender, your claim to class goes out the window, same for us guys too (although if your at a strip club do you really care if you have class?).
Cant set your vcr? you havent read the instructions or your an idiot, which puts many men in that category as well.
As for the rest, im not really sure what to say to those, but i do agree with the spider one. my sister is rather violent and independant at times but runs screaming from any spider (leaves room, wont return until it is gone), even tiny ones.
Anyways, that ones not as bad as "the man song" as they arent all that bad, the man song just makes him spineless and cowardly. the points in the woman song are fairly true;
If someone doesnt get the door and thier right there, its a bit rude.
You can do everything a man can do but dont have to, so what? just dont expect it to be done for you because we know you can do it now, its not the 50's anymore.
Got class? if you look at a strippers ass of either gender, your claim to class goes out the window, same for us guys too (although if your at a strip club do you really care if you have class?).
Cant set your vcr? you havent read the instructions or your an idiot, which puts many men in that category as well.
As for the rest, im not really sure what to say to those, but i do agree with the spider one. my sister is rather violent and independant at times but runs screaming from any spider (leaves room, wont return until it is gone), even tiny ones.