HolySm0kes got 500 posts! #woot

Try to do that while sitting on a public toilet with long hair. Checkmate, females.

What are those things that women get every month again? It's on the tip of my tongue.... <_<

Checkmate x2, females.

It's called the menstruation cycle. And it's the DUDES fault because we wouldnt get them if the eggs got fertil- oh wait nevermind xD awkwardness x 9000.

Morning Sickness for 9 months sounds a lot worse than cramps for 7 days.

Checkmate avoided.

My mother told me she has mastered the "floating pee" in public!!

Female's King (Ironic, huh?) on H1. Queen moves (Gives poke hair extensions) to H8, with rook on G7. Checkmate for the 3rd time, females.

My hair is so short, it's not possible to clip in extensions. it just falls off if I tilt my head sideways.

Best things about being a girl?

Boobs - Rest things on them like books and plates, guaranteed air bag, great to wobble about when running up and down stairs with no bra, when wearing a bra instant extra pockets for phones and money

Genitals - We don't have anything dangling to sit on or get caught in something. Very refreshing. Could easily go outside in a dress with no underwear and not have anything slapping the sides of our legs like a man would.

Periods - Good thing is we can blame our bad tempers on this.

Clothing - Girls clothing is just so much more interesting and better than mens. Woman can pull off hotpants where as men would not (Unless you're in the gay scene but thats a different kettle of fish)

Attraction - Fairly easy, not much effort on your part, nights out guaranteed to be hit on.

Control - Most relationships I have come across women 'wear the trousers' so to speak, they just let the men think they are in control.

We get to do jelly fights and everyone loves it. Lesbian scenes and everyone loves it. Run down the street naked and everyone loves it.

Blondes stereotyped as 'dumb' and 'stupid', very satisfying when you see their reaction when you outsmart them on something or have a lot of knowledge on something that is outside of the stereotype.

Lets face it. Women are god damn beautiful majestical creatures. You may not be able to always live with them but you sure as hell can't masturbate forever.

erm, so yah, a friend of mine yesterday when we were hanging out said she couldnt find her money in her bra, she has pretty big ones, and wanted me to help her in all seriousness, err find it? awkward much? Does she like me or do you think she is just screwing with me? -w-