The best thing about being a girl?

That's hard, this day and age we get a lot of respect ^^

IRL we do anyway.

Well i guess this might count....

WE HAVE LONGER LIFE EXPECTANCY, SUCKAZ!!!!

Imma live longer than you <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

Graph to prove it:

Longer life expectancy, sure. You also have a more stressful life full of meaningless bullshit that you will no doubt fret over for no reason.

I'll take my shorter, stress free(in comparison) life over your stressful long one!

I have a question...

Do boobs ever get too heavy? My cousin had surgery to make hers smaller.

I don't care if my life expectancy is shorter the a girl's I'm fine the way I am. Quick quote from the book Sapphique: The world is a chess board, madam, on which we play out our ploys and follies. You are the Queen, of course. Your moves are the strongest. For myself, I claim to be a knight, advancing in a crooked progress. Do we move ourselves, do you think, or does a great gloved hand place us on our squares? -Private Letter; The Warden of Incarceron to Queen Sia

"I'm too busy to die" -Dr. Hastings Banda. I also plan on living to see the end of the world even if I have to be reborn a million times over and over again. Russian Herobrine for life!

Touche. <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

But hey, YOLO and ChillPills!

I actually do take ChillPills daily. Except the pharmacy calls them something else.

Oh my god, when I was in 5th grade I was jealous of this girl in my class with huuggee boobs because all of my guy-friends liked her better than me. Now mine are big too and they're sooooo annoying...

Wow I'm feeling rather awkward right now. Imma post anyways. Girl Power!

I hate YOLO, and who u talking to?

Pfft, pharmacies. Real men get their drugs from back alleys.

AND THATS HOW ITS DONE WOOOOOOO

Yeah, real MEN do. But this is the girls thread, remember?