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[Enjin Archive] Feminine Thread
Started by [E] GACKT

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Why does Danni get all the questions? :'(

Are you all doubting my femininity?

Well Fine, I'mma answer them ANYWAY. Hah. Take that.
Jared5595 wrote:
Another question for Danni: 1) Why do women like to play with us guys mind's like we're toys? 2) Let's say there's a girl named Daisy Duke. There's two guys who she knows genuinely like her, and she likes both of them. Why in the freaking earth would she try to make them fight over her??

.... Any girl who would do that is a stupid attention whore who thinks it's funny, or she's using primitive instincts.

IN NATURE, THE MALES WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH OVER THE GIRL. THE WINNER THEN GETS THE GIRL, AND THEN THEY HAVE BABIES AND THEN THEY DIE. ITS NATURE. THATS WHAT ALL ANIMALS EXIST FOR. TO BE BORN, CREATE THE NEXT GENERATION, AND THEN DECOMPOSE OR BE EATEN.

But because we humans have evolved, some females, like me, say:

SCREW YOU NATURE! I AIN'T SOME TROPHY!

... but we can still be friends and stuff because you're pretty cool besides the whole 'eat or be eaten' thing.

So yeah, either that girl is an attention whore or a monkey. ^^

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I actually like the whole... "eat" or be "eaten" thing.
Nakedtime wrote:
I actually like the whole... "eat" or be "eaten" thing.

Yea, if I was stronger physically I'd probs like it too. <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
It's not always about strength, sometimes the more agile person is rewarded.
The thing is they are alll Crazy...Some think they are sane....But they are truly all just crazy
HolySm0kes wrote:
The thing is they are alll Crazy...Some think they are sane....But they are truly all just crazy

Description of Me!

When I'm in Science mode I pretend to be sane.

But really I'm the town nut and damn proud of my insanity!

WOO HOO!

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HolySm0kes wrote:
The thing is they are alll Crazy...Some think they are sane....But they are truly all just crazy

And yet males still fall in love and get married to women.

Because even though we're all crazy in our own little way you see past that and love us regardless <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
Alright, due to Danni's answer, the facts are pretty clear.

Eating meat makes you fart.
OkiFool66 wrote:
Alright, due to Danni's answer, the facts are pretty clear.

Eating meat makes you fart.

Don't forget beans! And brocolli!