THATS CHILD ABUSE...lol jk .bet you won't fart in the car again...Seems like your mom knows how to teach ya a lesson lol
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we're up and running now!!!
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Yield wrote:
I don't eat chili...
I don't eat meat and as far as I know, it is impossible to cook a chili worth eating without meat... So, to me, no chili is worth eating.
I don't eat meat and as far as I know, it is impossible to cook a chili worth eating without meat... So, to me, no chili is worth eating.
LIES!!! My three bean chili is amazing!
Wait, I'm not the only non-meat eater? WOO! Well, ok. I eat fish as a pescatarian, but no land animals whatsoever!
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Madster wrote:
Question: (For danni only)
Where is my sandwich..?
Where is my sandwich..?
Your sammich is in the kitchen in the fridge. Get off the sofa, stop scratching your balls and go get it.
8x8johan wrote:
Serious question:
When i ask a girl, who obviously has a problem, something like for example: ''is something wrong?'' with the intention to help them out, I almost always get the answer ''no nothing is wrong'' which i don't understand. I can't help someone with a problem that they wont tell me about. Why don't you just tell me about the problem?
When i ask a girl, who obviously has a problem, something like for example: ''is something wrong?'' with the intention to help them out, I almost always get the answer ''no nothing is wrong'' which i don't understand. I can't help someone with a problem that they wont tell me about. Why don't you just tell me about the problem?
I cannot answer this on behalf of all women become some are genuinely screwed in the head and like to play mind games. But if it were myself personally it would be because I don't like to express my problems with many people and I hate feeling like I'm 'center of attention' by giving you a big list of my problems. If it was just something small then I would be telling you <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
OkiFool66 wrote:
Legitimate questions for women?
How old are you, how much do you weigh, and are you pmsing?
All questions I can never truly ask
How old are you, how much do you weigh, and are you pmsing?
All questions I can never truly ask
I am 20, Im 133 pounds and not at the moment which makes me feel so very happy.
OkiFool66 wrote:
Another question, this may be PG-13.
Do women fart? There are rumors going around that it might happen once in a blue moon but I try not to take too much stock in rumors.
Do women fart? There are rumors going around that it might happen once in a blue moon but I try not to take too much stock in rumors.
We fart a lot but we're also capable of holding them in for long periods at a time. I very much enjoy walking and farting on the way to work in the morning. We prefer to be alone but if we have company we let off silent ones and attempt to convince you they were not from us.
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DanniDorrito wrote:
OkiFool66 wrote:
Legitimate questions for women?
How old are you, how much do you weigh, and are you pmsing?
All questions I can never truly ask
How old are you, how much do you weigh, and are you pmsing?
All questions I can never truly ask
I am 20, Im 133 pounds and not at the moment which makes me feel so very happy.
OkiFool66 wrote:
Another question, this may be PG-13.
Do women fart? There are rumors going around that it might happen once in a blue moon but I try not to take too much stock in rumors.
Do women fart? There are rumors going around that it might happen once in a blue moon but I try not to take too much stock in rumors.
We fart a lot but we're also capable of holding them in for long periods at a time. I very much enjoy walking and farting on the way to work in the morning. We prefer to be alone but if we have company we let off silent ones and attempt to convince you they were not from us.
Damn, that throws a monkey wrench into the first theory.
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Another question for Danni: 1) Why do women like to play with us guys mind's like we're toys? 2) Let's say there's a girl named Daisy Duke. There's two guys who she knows genuinely like her, and she likes both of them. Why in the freaking earth would she try to make them fight over her??
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Jared5595 wrote:
Another question for Danni: 1) Why do women like to play with us guys mind's like we're toys? 2) Let's say there's a girl named Daisy Duke. There's two guys who she knows genuinely like her, and she likes both of them. Why in the freaking earth would she try to make them fight over her??
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Lol, you guys need to hang around with sane women, not crazy bitches O.o
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OkiFool66 wrote:
DanniDorrito wrote:
OkiFool66 wrote:
Legitimate questions for women?
How old are you, how much do you weigh, and are you pmsing?
All questions I can never truly ask
How old are you, how much do you weigh, and are you pmsing?
All questions I can never truly ask
I am 20, Im 133 pounds and not at the moment which makes me feel so very happy.
OkiFool66 wrote:
Another question, this may be PG-13.
Do women fart? There are rumors going around that it might happen once in a blue moon but I try not to take too much stock in rumors.
Do women fart? There are rumors going around that it might happen once in a blue moon but I try not to take too much stock in rumors.
We fart a lot but we're also capable of holding them in for long periods at a time. I very much enjoy walking and farting on the way to work in the morning. We prefer to be alone but if we have company we let off silent ones and attempt to convince you they were not from us.
Damn, that throws a monkey wrench into the first theory.
Do you eat meat? This is a required piece of information.
I absolutely love meat. Buy me a 10 oz steak and I am yours for the day <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>
Today I had a steak bake (Steak and gravy wrapped in pasta) for breakfast, a BBQ chicken burger and salad for lunch and for dinner I had cod in some kind of sauce with boiled potatoes. Its been awesome ^_^
Jared5595 wrote:
Another question for Danni: 1) Why do women like to play with us guys mind's like we're toys? 2) Let's say there's a girl named Daisy Duke. There's two guys who she knows genuinely like her, and she likes both of them. Why in the freaking earth would she try to make them fight over her??
This may come to you as a surprise but not all girls do this. You will find a lot to do this though, honestly I don't know what drives them to do it either.
Some are overly clingy and needy and feel the need to cause drama so that you will come to their rescue and show them you are the man they need. If you don't pass their 'tests' then they feel unloved and become angry at you because of it >_> You will see it as 'they're angry at me for no reason' but basically shes angry at you because you didnt do what she pictured in her mind which upset her.
And for the second question, why are those guys even bothering to fight for her? If she is genuinely interested and likes one of them she would be trying to be with them. That daisy chick is blatantly stringing those guys along because she has boobs and knows they'll follow her like lost puppies. She is probably getting a lot out of doing so, attention, gifts, appreciation and of course the chance to be in control of a situation. All females want this to some extent and some females do stupid ass things like this to get it.