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[Enjin Archive] Feminine Thread
Started by [E] GACKT

SGT Fenix wrote:
erm, so yah, a friend of mine yesterday when we were hanging out said she couldnt find her money in her bra, she has pretty big ones, and wanted me to help her in all seriousness, err find it? awkward much? Does she like me or do you think she is just screwing with me? -w-

Depends how she was saying it. If she was smiling and laughing then yes, you are friendzoned and forever will be.

If she was being serious and and giving you a brilliant view of cleavage trying to look for her 'lost' money then yes she is definitely interested <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

Ask her out on a date? See how that goes with her reaction. If its negative tell her you were trolling her to see what she'd say <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

x
HolySm0kes wrote:
Shoot I would hate to have to sit on public toilets to go pee.

You get used to it
MattGehringツ wrote:
HolySm0kes wrote:
Shoot I would hate to have to sit on public toilets to go pee.

My mother told me she has mastered the "floating pee" in public!!

No Just no.
DanniDorrito wrote:
I havent seen what you look like Dee... PICSS D: lol x

I would, but like Poke says: there be Stallkkkerrrrsss out there. Lol! Sorry DanniD D:
DeeQue wrote:
DanniDorrito wrote:
I havent seen what you look like Dee... PICSS D: lol x

I would, but like Poke says: there be Stallkkkerrrrsss out there. Lol! Sorry DanniD D:

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DeeQue wrote:
DanniDorrito wrote:
I havent seen what you look like Dee... PICSS D: lol x

I would, but like Poke says: there be Stallkkkerrrrsss out there. Lol! Sorry DanniD D:

Ginger_f78d56_2084413.jpg
Jared5595 wrote:
DeeQue wrote:
DanniDorrito wrote:
I havent seen what you look like Dee... PICSS D: lol x

I would, but like Poke says: there be Stallkkkerrrrsss out there. Lol! Sorry DanniD D:

Ginger_f78d56_2084413.jpg

I cant see you picture! tumblr_m9e9j3QLiT1rpmf9v.gif

Poke: tumblr_m9dkkcdIyu1rqkbnx.gif Stalllllkers!!!
Best Things About Being a Guy

-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-Movie nudity is virtually always female.

-You know stuff about tanks.

-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

-Monday Night Football

-You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

-Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.

-Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

-Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

-When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

-Your ass is never a factor in job interviews.

-All your orgasms are real.

-A beer gut doesn't make you invisible to the opposite sex.

-Guys in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the boards).

-You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

-You understand why Stripes is funny.

-You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

-Your last name stays put.

-You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

-When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

-You can kill your own food.

-The garage is all yours.

-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

-You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

-You never have to clean a toilet.

-You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

-Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

-Wedding plans take care of themselves.

-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

-Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

-The National College Cheerleading Championship.

-You don't have to shave below your neck.

-None of your coworkers have the power to make you cry.

-You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

-If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.

-You can write your name in the snow.

-You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest.

-Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

-Chocolate is just another snack.

-You can be president. ( In this lifetime).

-You can quietly enjoy a care ride from the passenger's seat.

-Flowers fix everything.

-You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

-You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.

-You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

-You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

-You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think..

-Michael Bolton doesn't exist in your universe.

-Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

-You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

-You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

-You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

-Car mechanics tell you the truth.

-You don't give a rat's ass if anyone notices your new haircut.

-You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking he must be mad at me.

-The world is your urinal.

-You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.

-You get to jump and slap stuff.

-One mood, all the time!

-You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

-You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy

-You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

-You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing.

-Same work.....more pay!

-Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

-You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

-Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75.

-You don't care if someone's talking behind your back.

-With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

-You don't mooch off others' desserts.

-If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

-The remote control is yours and yours alone.

-People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

-ESPN's SportCenter.

-You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

-Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers!!

-You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

-You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

-You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

-If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friend you've changed.

-Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

-You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*ck it."

-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

-Princess Di's death was just another obituary.

-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

-You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.

-You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

-If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the wall.

-New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

-Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

-You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

-Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

-Baywatch

-There's always a game on somewhere.
DeeQue wrote:
Jared5595 wrote:
DeeQue wrote:
DanniDorrito wrote:
I havent seen what you look like Dee... PICSS D: lol x

I would, but like Poke says: there be Stallkkkerrrrsss out there. Lol! Sorry DanniD D:

Ginger_f78d56_2084413.jpg

I cant see you picture! tumblr_m9e9j3QLiT1rpmf9v.gif

Poke: tumblr_m9dkkcdIyu1rqkbnx.gif Stalllllkers!!!

Ur picturs be brokeh tooz!
Holy's 'Best things about being a guy' that I do on a regular basis:

-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-You know stuff about tanks.

-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

-You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

-Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. (What Lines?)

-Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.

-Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind. (Laundry Machine, suckas)

-When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

-Guys in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the boards).

-You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

-Your last name stays put. (I dont have to change it)

-You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

-You can kill your own food.

-The garage is all yours. ( Well the basement is all mine )

-You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

-Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack..

-You can write your name in the snow.

-You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest.

-Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

-You can be president.

-You can quietly enjoy a care ride from the passenger's seat.

-Flowers fix everything.

-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

-You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

-You can say anything ("Wow, do my balls hurt!") and not worry about what people will think..

-Michael Bolton doesn't exist in your universe. (Who?)

-Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

-You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

-Car mechanics tell you the truth.

-You don't give a rat's ass if anyone notices your new haircut.

-You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking he must be mad at me.

-The world is your urinal. (NATURE FTW)

-You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.

-You get to jump and slap stuff.

-You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

-You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you're wearing. (I always wear pants. Or a skirt over pants)

-Same work.....more pay!

-Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

-Wedding dress: $2,000; Tuxedo rental: $75. (I'mma show up in a tee and sweats. Deal with it)

-You don't mooch off others' desserts.

-If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

-The remote control is yours and yours alone.

-People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

-You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

-You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

-If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friend you've changed.

-You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*ck it."

-If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.

-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. (I have digestive issues, deal with it)

-If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the wall.

-New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

-You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. (I always forget... Im not a good rememberer)

-Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

-There's always a game on somewhere. (Pokemon Battles are SO a sport)
Holy's Best Things About Being a Guy ( that can apply to me ) Sorry Poke I copy You <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object> I had idea then saw you did it. Oh well <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-You know stuff about tanks.

-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

-Monday Night Football

-You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

-Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter. (I also only take about 15 minutes in the bathroom in the morning)

-Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight. ( Depending )

-Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind. ( I have a personal person whom cuts it and colors it chepeish )

-When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

-Your ass is never a factor in job interviews.

-Guys in hockey masks don't attack you (unless you smash 'em into the boards).

-You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

-You understand why Stripes is funny.( Heh heh good one there <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object> )

-You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

-You can leave the hotel bed unmade. ( I hate to make the bed <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object> )

-When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

-You can kill your own food.

-You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.

-You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

-If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

-Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

-None of your coworkers have the power to make you cry.

-You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.

-If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.

-You can write your name in the snow.

-Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.

-Chocolate is just another snack.

-You can be president. ( In this lifetime). ( JERK! Girls can be prezzie too )

-You can quietly enjoy a care ride from the passenger's seat.

-Flowers fix everything.

-You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

-You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

-Michael Bolton doesn't exist in your universe.

-Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.

-You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.

-Car mechanics tell you the truth.

-You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking he must be mad at me.

-You get to jump and slap stuff.

-You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

-You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy

-Same work.....more pay!

-You don't care if someone's talking behind your back.

-If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

-The remote control is yours and yours alone.

-People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

-ESPN's SportCenter.

-You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

-You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

-You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.

-If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friend you've changed.

-You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*ck it."

-Princess Di's death was just another obituary. <---- F*ck no.

-You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny. <---- Heh heh

-If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the wall.

-New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.

-You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.

-There's always a game on somewhere. <--- FOOTBALL!!!

I think that this was a fun adventure. Thank you HolySm0kes. ( And poke )