WHAT?! You get right back in that kitchen right now and make me a damn sammich woman! ):<

Don't make me tell you again else I'll be pulling the gimp cage out and be all up in your business.

Can't take the heat? Stay out then. Or just make some sammiches, and don't touch the stove.

It's not that I couldn't take the heat... The heat couldn't take me.

Yes! Sorry about leaving my natural habitat.

Oh em gee, I think I broke a nail!

I better get a manicure before I go to jail!

~ Another Poem by Matt

LOL

Made me laugh loads too ^_^

Band aids solve all problems

Come on guys! Let some serious crazies out which you would expect a woman to be thinking xD

You've only scratched the surface of a womans crazies x

Do you guys REALLY spend an hour on your hair...

Every morning I get up at 6:30am. ~20min shower & get dressed, ~10mins on drying hair, ~10mins straightening hair, ~20mins on makeup then have around ~15mins to drink my coffee and leave for work at 7:45am

Makeup is the longest. I use concealer ~ base foundation ~ powder foundation ~ blusher ~ mascara

Other girls would put eye shadow, eye liner or liquid liner on to finish their makeup but I prefer not to as that tends to smudge throughout the day.

And if you think applying makeup is a walk in a park then watch youtube videos of boyfriends doing it for their girlfriend. You will clearly see a females true skill in makeup lol <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f642.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":)">:)</object>

I spend about 10 seconds combing my hair.