the hulk slams his massive fist down on me so hard it completely removes my arm, and in my hand i had a camera which recorded the hole thing, my past self sees this and is prepared for this and builds many more layers to the forcefield around your FAKE HILL and removes any electrical based equipment in the house, which causes a massive paradox, that meant the hulk never existed and you never managed to take the hill from me...
MY HILL!!!
MY HILL!!!