Then Japan fires it's 9000 kamakazi pilots and explode Sarah Palin, and Hillary Clinton.

Their ashes are imploded by the hands of your mother.

But since your mother is out of the kitchen, it creates a double paradox, therefore causing the universe, and time and space itselves, to end.

~SN

A second big bang comes and restarts time and the universe.

But instead of humans, noobs populate the new earth, the universe again implodes.

~SN

The noobs built a dimension traveling device before blowing themselves up. We use it to go back to the original dimension and kill the space narwhal before he destroys the universe.

but the noob scientists forced a potato into a gorillas mouth in the last minute of their universe and a mass paradox was creating turning the world ino super mutants

Therefore, causing Posthoaring to become nonexistant, deleting this thread.

~SN

I can't beat that.

Tells space to shut up because its a forum game that everyone is having fun with, instantly making space lose the game. Also mentions that literally all the admins started huge ass forum game threads so that means they should all be deleted if this one is.

Uh, ill go from bjc k.

The mutants are apes with potatoes in their mouths one spits it out and rapidly evolves into a human, then the same thing happens over and over again creating an endless paradox.

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