So the rules are this: Someone posts something that can beat whatever the last person just said. So if the last person says 'T rex with laserguns', the next person says 'meteor'. I'll start

A bucket.

bucket with lava in it because minecraft logic is horrible

The bucket sitting in a room that is chilled to absolute 0.

I open the door to that room in the summer and let it warm up.

WARM SUN BLOW SUMMER

The volcano in Yellowstone National Park erupts, causing global sut-filled skies. This causes teh temperature to drop tremendously all around the world. Summer is no longer hot.

EARTH EXPLODE CAUS DEATHSTAR GO LAZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BOOOM

Broly mistakes the deathstar for a planet, and destroys it in an epic blast. His power is maximum.

/game. because nothing beats broly

Dobs Power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

broly < troll science