Broly was born with a power level of 10,000. U jelly?

* Troll physics you mean

I use government funding to block over the volcano and stop the soot from being released into the air.

too bad the governments broke you get no funding

Suddenly, Bill Gates dies and Obama inherits his fortune.

~SN

all of a sudden sarah palin rides in on a helicopter and assasinates obama

And then then another Messiah comes and rids of the world of evil, Sarah Palin is incinerated!

~SN

Then Hilary Clinton fires a missle launcher at palin's plane and blows it into the still open volcano, and since hilary is a democrat she still gives me the funds.

her evil soul turns her burnt ashes into a giant godzilla and destroys the mesiah and goes off in the direction of japan

edit: hillary has the same outcome of above

Japan has like, thirty other hundred foot tall monsters so sarah palin gets eaten. The other monsters are hailed as apostles.