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[Enjin Archive] Is anybody up for a joke contest?
Started by [E] foxflame

DanniDorrito wrote:
TPrezzle wrote:
KgElitez wrote:
In 2013, The film '2012' will be in the comedy section.

le sigh

Stop picking on new members before I stick you in the gimp cage and never let you out. Go be an arse on facebook or legendarycrap.

Making people feel bad is not getting you anywhere and leave the moderating to the staff.

lol I dont think hes picking on new members? Theres a minecraft map about the end of the world, many watched when the yogscast played it. the 'Le Sigh' is just a quote from that cause as the joke was talking bout 2012

I think.

Sorry no jokes, just correcting! lol
Why did the boy drop his lollipop?

Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It failed and also got hit by a bus.
Why did Lucy drop her icecream?

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Lucy.

What did Lucy get for Christmas?

Cancer.
If Life is a bitch...

Then Wouldn't the earth be a kitchen?

Its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

I was going to tell a joke about my dick but its just too long..

Jallaf walks into a bar and...It explodes
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not your best move, Anne Frank.
Necro thread >_>

Stop being a tit Adam x