Red paint!

OMG funny jokes har har.

This is a serious thread, we don't want the likes of you with your sub-standard jokes around here.

PLZ FIND ELSWHER 2 TROLL

I apologize, here, I'll redeem myself.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Two guys walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says

"You didn't see it either?"

What's white on top and Black on the bottom?

society

^ bad joke, bad joke xD

Ok ok

1.  A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'

2. Yesterday my mother in law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never thought the actually worked!

My life aspiration is to be immortal. So far it's working out splendidly.

I used to be arrogant, but now i'm perfect! =P

-Lame joke my sister says.

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