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[Enjin Archive] Is anybody up for a joke contest?
Started by [E] foxflame

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
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What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
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What bounces and makes kids cry?
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How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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What did Cinderalla say when she got to the ball?

*gagging noises*
^ LOL
Two fish in a tank. One says: "How do you drive this thing?"

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

( I dont mean to offened anyone here)
In 2013, The film '2012' will be in the comedy section.
KgElitez wrote:

In 2013, The film '2012' will be in the comedy section.

le sigh
TPrezzle wrote:

KgElitez wrote:

In 2013, The film '2012' will be in the comedy section.

le sigh

Stop picking on new members before I stick you in the gimp cage and never let you out. Go be an arse on facebook or legendarycrap.

Making people feel bad is not getting you anywhere and leave the moderating to the staff.
Internet tough guy.

Anyways my joke:

What's the hardest part when cooking a vegetable?
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What do you call a black man on the moon?
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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard
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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?

Nothing, that's horrible, what kind of sick fuck thinks about that?!