Yo mama so stupid she yelled in a envelop because she wanted to send a voice mail

Yo mama is so fat that Sawine nerfed creeper explosions by putting her over them.

Yo mama is so fat that when she saw a bus come by she said "STOP THAT FUCKING TWINKY!i!i!i!i!i!

yo momma so fat the 1x1 drop trap dont work on her

yo momma so ugly the federal archives confinscated her skin

Yo mama's so ghetto, that when she decided to start a server, she made LegendaryCraft.

Yo mama's so stupid that she rode a minecart backwards.

Yo mama so scary she scared Chuck Norris

Yo mama's armpits are so hair it looks like she has don king in a headlock

Yo mama's stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order

and....your mama is so hairy you got rug burn during birth

Yo mama's so fat, she couldnt even fit this forum!

Yo mama so black, when she go to night school, the teacher marked her absent.

your mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow

Yo mama's so fat that she tried to fly through a temporal anomoly but she didn't fit

Yo mama's so poor, she cabt afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so poor, I wiped the cobwebs out of her window and she said, "HOW DARE YOU TAKE DOWN THE DRAPES!"

Yo mama's so fat, her blood types Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to SeaWorld, Shamu got turned on! >.> :owned:

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks.

Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money NOT to see her.

Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF, Toes Go In First.

Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo mama's so fat, highway patrol put a sticker on her back saying "CAUTION! WIDE TURNS!"

FINALLY, A YO DADA JOKE!:

Yo dada's sooo ugly, he couldnt get laied in a monkey whorehouse if he was wearing a sack of bannanas! <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f635.svg" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":dizzy:">:dizzy:</object>