To all of you.

-YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE KEEPS THE MOON IN ORBIT

-YO MAMA SO FAT, JALLAF LOST HIS LICENSE

-YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY AGAIN

-YO MAMA SO FAT, A MCDONALDS RESTAURANT IS NOTHING BUT A SNACK

-YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE ATE THE BURGER KING

-YO MAMA SO FAT, THAT THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH SLOTS IN MINETOWN FOR HER

Just the tip of the iceberg, I will post more... <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

Yo mama so fat when she passed the tv u missed 3 episodes of spongebob

Yo mama so fat that when she broke he leg gravy poured out

Yo mama so dumb that she brung a spoon to the superbowl

yo' mama's feet are so crusty when she walks across a hard would floor it sounds like she's tap dancing

Yo' mama's so fat if she gets a fur coat she wipes out the entire species

Yo' mama's so fat her belt size is the equator

Yo' mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets

Yo' mama's so fat not even god can lift her spirit

Yo' mama's so fat she broke a branch in he family tree

Yo' mama's so ugly when she was born her mother said "what a treasure" and her father said "yeah, lets go bury it"

Yo' mama's so big when god said "let there be light" he asked he to move

Yo' mama's so greasy her band-aids are bacon strips

Yo' mama's so Hairy when she goes to the zoo they tranquilize her and put he in the big foot exhibit

Yo' mama's so hairy when she was born she gave her mother rug burn!

Yo' mama's so fat he shadow weighs 100 pounds

Yo' mama's so fat she doesnt need internet because shes already WORLD WIDE! <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

yo' mama's so old she has a picture of jesus in her year book

Yo' mama's so old she witnessed the big bang!

Yo' mama's so fat she uses the free-way as a slip'n'slide when it rains!

Yo' mama's so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on a scale!

yo' mama's so fat she has her own gravitational pull!

Yo' mama's so fat when you walk around her you get lost!

Yo' mama's so old she knew fred flintstone before he was famous!!

Yo' mama's so fat it looks like she has a mini van under her fat rolls!

Yo' mama's so ugly when she looks out the window she gets a ticket for mooning!

Yo' mama's so hairy he only language is wookie!

Yo' mama's so fat when she turns around its her birth-day

Yo' mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said "please dont park your mini-van on me"

Yo' mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it gave her her neighbors number!

Yo' mama's so ugly when she looked into a toilet she scared the shit out of it!

i believe i beat all the records for the most yo'mama jokes on minetown <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

27 yo' mama jokes ><object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

Yes, but they're copied of the internet. *Ahem*

Yo' Mama so-o-o-o fat, when she jumps in the air she gets stuck!

Yo' Mama so-o-o-o fat, she has more folds than an origami accordion!

Yo' Mama so-o-o-o fat, she has more rolls than a bakers store!

Yo' Mama so-o-o-o fat, when she jumped in the sea, the sea jumped out!

Yo' Mama so-o-o-o fat, she got baptised at Seaworld!

Yo' Mama so-o-o-o greasy, she uses bacon for a plaster!

Oooooooooooooooooooh!

Maybe you have more but these weren't copied from a website or a movie gatschet.

BUT MINE ARE BETTAH!!!11!!1

The wookie one is from Meet the Spartans...

about 3 or 4 of mine are copied and the rest i heard from friends so i dunno

Yo mama is like a shotgun, 2cocks and she's loaded

That is all

All of you shut up. All yo Mama's are so dumb they use TnT blocks to place the switches of their redstone creations on.

Yo' Mama's like a hardware store: 10p for a screw.

Yo mama like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!