yo moma like a refridgerator once a week you should stock it
Yo Mamas so fat there isnt enough obsidian on 3 servers to make a nether portal she could fit through.
Why the MineCraft references? WHY!?
Yo mamas so fat she cant even fit on 5 servers that can hold 1000 people.
Well yes these may be the case, but your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!
Yo Mommas so old when God said "let there be light!" she said "About time!"
YO MAMA'S ARE SKINNY!
OMFG COMBO BREAKER!!ONE!1!!!111!
OMFG COMBO BREAKER!!ONE!1!!!111!
ZakDank you took that from the movie, "Meet the Spartans"
All Yo momas are so old they sat beside Jesus in 3rd grade.....
Yo mama so stupid she yelled in a envelop because she wanted to send a voice mail