well... Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!

Yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry

Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu!

HOLD THE FUCK UP FIRST

coffey YO mama so fat she aint got cellulight she got meteorite

and Jallaf yo moma so old she farts dust.

and arvila you mama SO fat you need to take three trains a bus trolley and a plane just to get on her good side

scincerily *Chriss

COMBO BREAKER!!

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Ok, that's it.

Your mama is so fat, if she wants to take a bath, she needs to go into the pacific ocean, for her just to wash her right leg.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

did all these internet jokes if i wanted a virus id bang your mom

I ain't got nothing bad to say about your mom. Her face says it all

atleast we knwo yo mama gets around shes bakin waffles and not the ones you eat