Hey Guys,

A small and fun introduction thread for the Prison Server <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

What crimes did you commit?

What did you do which was so wrong to end up in Minetown Prison?

Try to be as imaginative as you can, both funny and serious ones are welcome!

Can't wait to find out what you did!

Well, back when I was 11 I got arrested for assault and assault with a deadly weapon. (True story, not made up)

I stole sawine's 3D Glasses.

Pirated Hannah Montana CD...

Well, it's like this. After a long hard day's work at MAB HQ I was walking home. Then I got jumped by 3 arseholes (no these arseholes are no longer with us). I shot one in the head then Lochiechoccie dropped from a building rooftop and used his MAB ninja skills to murder the other two. Lochiechoccie then gave me a card to a WUBWUB party then quickly left. On the way I was apprehended by the Minetown Intellegecne Agency for espionage and murder. I am now stuck in the prison I'm sure the MAB is looking for me. Right?

I stole 14 episodes of MLP from Walmart <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/2639.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":(">:(</object>

Child Support

I met this chick online and send her pics... turns out the chick was a federal agent...

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I was druck and i found a knife. i killed 5 people then found a gun, killed 10 people then i pushed someone off a cliff, he died, then i streaked 5 miles then got arrested, PS i bet mine is the craziest one ever

I walked though a white neighbor hood, and I wasn't white.