Sneezed

jambob is trol

What?

Found a hole in a tree, jump in it and suddendly get in wonderland, Kill the jaberwocky, Save narnia. And die...... inside the day of the wedding with the princess.

Got a mic

I'm on mumble

People pretend not to hear me

Suicide

get a fridge shoved up your ass

or

Meet dannidorrito in real life, orgasm, die

Die, meet danni in after life, orgasm, cum back to life

DxWeennaaaa died like this... he first was walking around his town, when he saw a crafting table, he left clicked it, but broke his mouse button, he then did rage face, went down stairs, got another mouse, but soon realized it was out of batteries, he did the rage face, but also made some sort of hisssssss noise, he went down stairs, tried to put in batteires, and realized all he had were AAAs, he did the rage face, but also made a louder hisssssss noise, he went to wal-mart and saw 500 people waiting online for black friday sales, he made a huge rage face and a very loud hiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, someone turned around and yelled, no more batteries everyone, he then...well...you know what happend next. Moral of the story: Do your blackfriday shopping early, and dont piss people the fuck off!

Get the cake in the face and see a bunch of bombs and u die

"Jallaf? is that you?"