exactly :(

Making a minecraft cake then realising all cakes are lies and exploding into fireworks due to rage

while mining a tunle to call home forgot to light is up and get ganged by zombies creepers spiders and skeletons then fall in to the nether from the hole the creeper's made in to a lava sea were ghast ate my chared remains

Running down the dimly light tunnel I see a beady pair of eyes behind me, and the swift pattering of feet on stone...

I turn and begin sprinting hoping to find the end, some sort of escape from this, some way out...

I hear the feet, pattering softly and steadily but seeming to accelerate without any change of effort...

Tears roll down my cheeks as I notice farther and farther down the tunnel no possible method of escape...

I trip and fall forward, and begin crying as I realize my time is up.

He finally caught up to me... he begins chewing apart my skin and tearing out hunks of matter...

The last image I see before my death is

yea srsly this was a major necro-bump

/home DanniDorrito aka the most epic way to die.

DanniDorrito wrote:

Landr0 wrote:

/home DanniDorrito aka the most epic way to die.
Did you see the glory hole in my bathroom?! XDD

Poked my own eyes out and walked in front of a crazed elephant. Thats how a dorrito would die.
And that my friends is how you cunningly allude to rough sex

I spawned i walked around then someone shot me with arrows! the end

Sheepoman died waiting for iTunes to open on his sh*tty PC

I shot an arrow at a giant, who came running towards me and hit me 9001 feet into the sky.rim.