Can i take care of sawine for you? and go look at my reply to your wall post.

Yes you can, I think there is a few going to keep an eye on him for me while I am away. Please keep Fettuccini away from him... I fear for his health with that van full of glowstone dust!

Just remember the basics of caring for a sawine:

- Feed him two apples a day

- Harass him regularly to make him feel loved

- Call him sexypants so he doesnt miss me too much (He will relate that to me)

- Keep him away from glowstone dust by all means. He goes loopy if he gets hold of that stuff!

Thanks <3

Sometimes when I am in the mood for a good meal I will add lady period to it.

Here's a simple question of WHAT WOULD YOU DO...

If you were trapped in an elevator with two fat dudes and you only had a fire extinguisher to get out (considering this extinguisher can't be dropped or it explodes - it has BOMBS...), and you couldn't use it or hit anyone with it, what would you do with the first fat guy that DOESN'T involve the extinguisher? (considering he's your Jamaican ex-boyfriend. He also collect exotic lighters)... Then, what would you do with the second fat guy that DOES involve the extinguisher? (considering this one is a British stranger that gives you some chocolate)... remember, you have to get out of the elevator. Some things you should know are...



1, Only ONE fat guy can survive.

2, You must survive.

3, The fire extinguisher must blow up.

4, You must use the chocolate in some way or another.

5, The elevator buttons only let you go to the 5th floor of the building, and the Open Door button is jammed in place.

Think hard about this. There are many answers, but what is the only one that fits into these requirements?

.... wat o_o

Im actually going to time myself for this:

Time Started: 23:51

Okay so Fat Guy 1 shall be called Larry and Fat Guy 2 shall be called Harold. Names are random (Never had an ex called Larry haha)

Knowing the doors are jammed I would hit the stop button just before it gets to the 3rd floor. I would tell larry I have a plan and to give me an exotic lighter. I would then ask Larry to give me a lift up out of the elevator through the shaft thing at the top of the elevator.

I would then offer the chocolate, lighter and fire extinguisher to Harold if he give Larry a lift up through the shaft too. By this point both myself and Larry would be able to pull apart the elevator doors to get onto the 3rd floor.

Done a lot of editing to think that up -_- It best be okay lmao

Time Finished: 00:03

Just in case.. What do i do if he gets ahold of some?

Seems legit... however, when does the extinguisher explode? <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f609.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=";)">;)</object>

This seems good... Larry the obese Jamaican ex- <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f600.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":d">:d</object>

I really hope this is some British thing I dont know about. Otherwise I'm never eating spaghetti again.