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[Enjin Archive] You've played too much Minetown when...
Started by [E] Kami-Kahzy

colddev wrote:
If you can't sleep 'cause you're always thinking about what you need to do next.

OMG I PLAY WAY TOO MUCH MINETOWN!!!!!

when you faint upon seeing a football!
When you repeatedly kill your siblings and not get told off by parents C:<
...when your mom tells you to "stop playing minecraft and go to bed," but then later you realize: "Wait, she's been dead for thirty years, WTF?!" (<'')
when your drunk and just do what ever
hunter9340 wrote:
when its second on my most visited pages list

o.o

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Youtube is my first, Porn is my homepage
You played too much minetown when you know the almighty Dobs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now folks what we have here is the rare sighting of a wild Dobs, This creature tends to shy away from online contact but will come out to make a post now and then. Several reports say that this creature may be returning at 1.7, 1.8, New server and maybe just maybe it may come back in 1.0.0 <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f642.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":)">:)</object>
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It's Dobs

Walk away before he bites you...
Listen to this while reading this short story.



/Australian accent toggle on

Quick! We've managed to spot the elusive species of homo erection, Dobs! Here, we observe this fine specimen of chaos from a distance. The Dobs, in its natural habitat... It seems to be mating with everything it comes in contact with. Crikey! Look at that speed! My timer says 100 meters in 4 seconds! It appears to be charging in our direction, maybe we will be able to observe it from closer..

Oh god its after us! With haste men!

Its got me! Run for yourselves!

AHHHHHHH ITS TOO THICK

DONT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE *sobs*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH that's DEEP

/australian accent toggle off

In memory of Steve Irwin, aka Dobs Hunter.

1962-2006, by a Dobsray.

May he rest in peace, he had caught a total of 3 Dobs in his decent lifetime.