Wish granted, you are Gotmilk's phone blok.

Wish I could cast Requiem IRL.

Wish granted, but gackt gang bangs you before you can use it. (Because I have no idea what Requiem is.)

I wish people would stop necroing this thread.

10 days is enough to be considered a necro, right?

Wish granted, then i posted.

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Wish granted but the people are mean <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/2639.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":(">:(</object>

I wish I was could donate <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/2639.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":(">:(</object>

Wish granted but your perks are not added <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/2639.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":(">:(</object>

I wish for people in my town to be nice <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f642.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":)">:)</object>

Wish granted, but they're more ugly than the child of Steve Buscemi and Oprah.

I wish I had a Guy Manuel helmet.

Wish granted, shame its only 1 1/2 inches big.

I wish I was a little bit taller...

Wish granted. You are now half of a millimeter taller.

I wish I had a cat made entirely of jello.

Wish granted, but well... It's jello. I can't find a good way to ruin jello.

I wish that I could stay home and play terraria with nothing to worry about today instead of going to work.

Wish granted but you became so sick you couldn't play terraria.