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Im almost 20 and havent been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food restaurant. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire High School grads. I'd leave this god forsaken town, but I've failed every god damn test I've taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates me. I have repressed feelings for one of my best friends. Shes athletic, and pretty. I love her. You know what its like; I've been in the friend zone for a LONG time. Shes my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging out with me because hes mentally challenged. I guess hes the only one who can tolerate me. And what makes it the worst. I live in a pineapple under the sea.

lmao. i thought this was a serious thread until i got to the end! <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>

I had no idea that was coming. lol

XD nice!

Thank God this was a joke. (at least I hope it is <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object>)

gear is 15 haha

wow at least it did not say

i am opening the door get on the floor everybody walk a dinosaur

lol its not true xD

Sponge Bob!

haha AMAZING. no idea until the end.