Some of you may be aware that I have recently announced the controversial news that not only CodyHollaway and Daniel1995 are the same person, but that they are the same individual as Codecub. I call this entity Codycub1995.

Shortly after, this shit got deeper; I realized that RichardCatman and XxCrialxX sound the same. Assuming they are the same person, I dug deeper.

I recently realized that Sawine's accent is indeed very strange, and he has always been the main guy for getting the server to work. Considering that he is the only French Canadian to use Mumble there are no others to compare too. Do we know of any other foreigners with an accent that speak English that know a lot about computers?

Yes. I am saying that Sawine is Notch.

In reality, Notch retired months ago and simply bought more programmers to continue the work on Minecraft. His company quickly grew on the backs of millions of 12-year-olds buying his game and he soon bought another major game company, Jagex Ltd. Notch realized the incredible faggotry behind the game's management and began a cleansing which continues to this day, including the revival of tree trade and the wilderness, two important aspects of gameplay that Jagex Ltd. had previously censored in their game.

XxRichardCodycub1995xX is actually a series of puppet accounts belonging to Jeb (Jens Bergensten), an employee of Notch's Mojangex Specifications, his company through which he develops the games Minecraft, Runescape, and Battletoads Online. These accounts are used to manage Minetown, a fundraiser for Mojangex's nightly Swedish bar raids. If Notch is in charge of Minetown, Jeb is big brother, always watching and always waiting. Codecub was a puppet account used to find other dupers and those willing to help a griefer. His subsequent banning was only a show, and he likely still has accounts wandering our server.

I don't get it...

So, anyone here like the spice girls?

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