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[Enjin Archive] Ke$hacraft
Started by [E] Quotencommon

These song parody ideas popped into my head and would not leave until I halfway developed them. So here you go.

Wake up in the morning lyin' on the beach

With just the clothes on my back; no good ores within reach

Punch trees, get wood, quickly build me a shelter

I'd hunt some coal if I could, but soon things get helter-skelter

I’m talking skeletons come out the ground, ground

Giant spiders all around, round

Safety just can't be found, found

I'm cowering from all the zom-bies

Hoping that dawn comes quick-ly

What was that hiss behind me?

Can't sleep, trouble deep

All them Creepers gonna creep

Tonight, undead fright

'Till the dawn sets them alight

'Till then, I am pinned

Maybe I should play Ninten-do

Doh-oh oh oh

Doh-oh oh oh

I chop addercop

'Cause I need the string they drop

Zombies don't scare me

At my sight, the undead flee

I tack Netherrack

In my castle's every crack, oh

Woah-oh oh oh

Woah-oh oh oh

~~~~~~~~~~

Maybe you need to relog

Or maybe just need some sleep

You've got a sick obsession,

Jumping up a the word "creep"

Instinctively spelunking,

You won't go near green cheese

You're staying up all night hiding,

Hitting your hands against the trees

You just log in that game Notch made

LEGO landscapes there displayed

You've really changed now, you're not the same

Since you started to play that game

Because Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug

Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug

I Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug

Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug

I don't care what people say

My gold is worth its weight in clay

I'm hunting diamonds in my dreams

And rant and rave at End-of-Streams

So I got a question;

Do you want to build a portal to Hell in my basement?

Do you fall down shafts that you yourself dug?

Is Minecraft your drug?


...... Youtube.
2 much time on ur hanz