These song parody ideas popped into my head and would not leave until I halfway developed them. So here you go.
Wake up in the morning lyin' on the beach
With just the clothes on my back; no good ores within reach
Punch trees, get wood, quickly build me a shelter
I'd hunt some coal if I could, but soon things get helter-skelter
I’m talking skeletons come out the ground, ground
Giant spiders all around, round
Safety just can't be found, found
I'm cowering from all the zom-bies
Hoping that dawn comes quick-ly
What was that hiss behind me?
Can't sleep, trouble deep
All them Creepers gonna creep
Tonight, undead fright
'Till the dawn sets them alight
'Till then, I am pinned
Maybe I should play Ninten-do
Doh-oh oh oh
Doh-oh oh oh
I chop addercop
'Cause I need the string they drop
Zombies don't scare me
At my sight, the undead flee
I tack Netherrack
In my castle's every crack, oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
~~~~~~~~~~
Maybe you need to relog
Or maybe just need some sleep
You've got a sick obsession,
Jumping up a the word "creep"
Instinctively spelunking,
You won't go near green cheese
You're staying up all night hiding,
Hitting your hands against the trees
You just log in that game Notch made
LEGO landscapes there displayed
You've really changed now, you're not the same
Since you started to play that game
Because Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug
Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug
I Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug
Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug
I don't care what people say
My gold is worth its weight in clay
I'm hunting diamonds in my dreams
And rant and rave at End-of-Streams
So I got a question;
Do you want to build a portal to Hell in my basement?
Do you fall down shafts that you yourself dug?
Is Minecraft your drug?
Wake up in the morning lyin' on the beach
With just the clothes on my back; no good ores within reach
Punch trees, get wood, quickly build me a shelter
I'd hunt some coal if I could, but soon things get helter-skelter
I’m talking skeletons come out the ground, ground
Giant spiders all around, round
Safety just can't be found, found
I'm cowering from all the zom-bies
Hoping that dawn comes quick-ly
What was that hiss behind me?
Can't sleep, trouble deep
All them Creepers gonna creep
Tonight, undead fright
'Till the dawn sets them alight
'Till then, I am pinned
Maybe I should play Ninten-do
Doh-oh oh oh
Doh-oh oh oh
I chop addercop
'Cause I need the string they drop
Zombies don't scare me
At my sight, the undead flee
I tack Netherrack
In my castle's every crack, oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
~~~~~~~~~~
Maybe you need to relog
Or maybe just need some sleep
You've got a sick obsession,
Jumping up a the word "creep"
Instinctively spelunking,
You won't go near green cheese
You're staying up all night hiding,
Hitting your hands against the trees
You just log in that game Notch made
LEGO landscapes there displayed
You've really changed now, you're not the same
Since you started to play that game
Because Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug
Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug
I Minecraft, Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug
Minecraft, Minecraft is your drug
I don't care what people say
My gold is worth its weight in clay
I'm hunting diamonds in my dreams
And rant and rave at End-of-Streams
So I got a question;
Do you want to build a portal to Hell in my basement?
Do you fall down shafts that you yourself dug?
Is Minecraft your drug?