Yeah. I wrote down about, ummmm, a hundred quotes in the seventh grade....I.Lost.The.Notebook.They.Were.In.FML.

From Idiocracy (2006):

"H&R Block - 'Adult' Tax Return - Home of the Gentleman's Rebate"

"Welcome to AOL, Time Warner, Taco Bell, US Government Long Distance. Please say the name of the person you wish to call."

We’re gonna take you back, to the year 1939 when Charlie Chaplin and his Nazi regime enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world…

Narrator: …But then an even greater force emerged, the U.N.

Narrator: and the U.N. un-nazied the world – forever.

"Knowledge is Power." - Francis Bacon

I've got a lot more quotes. Those are the ones that I remember exactly, especially Idiocracy because I just watched that film.

"Perfection is an illusion that we strive for that only results in excellence."

~Unknown to me

"You are who you are."

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I have others I say a lot but I don't want to type them out on my phone.

"Silence, I KEEL you!" ~Achmed the Dead Terrorist

the riddler- ok, let's try multiple choice. A. Bullet.

Batman- what's b and c?

The Riddle- there is no b or c

Batman- No b and c? It's a trap!!

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Guess I'm not awesome...

“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or

something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.”
 ~Harry Dunne, Dumb and Dumber

Lol, it's ok.

"One more time, Chandler Bing style, Oh, my, god!"

---Shawn Spencer, Psych

"We'll be a conglomerate! Like KFC - Taco Bell - Radisson - Texas Instruments - NASA!" - Homestar Runner