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[Enjin Archive] Bad pick up lines for MineCraft
Started by [E] PandaPsych0013

Your eyes are like a beacon in the sky!

Wanna go out to the ocean and skin-y dip?

Was that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

You must be a ore. Come with my hoes and we will do something ghast-ly
This one took me forever to think of:

Are you a lever? Cause I'd love to turn you on.

(It sucks I know. Don't make fun of me)
DeeQue wrote:
This one took me forever to think of:

Are you a lever? Cause I'd love to turn you on.

(It sucks I know. Don't make fun of me)

LOL
You are like cobweb. You keep me stuck here for you.
Wow! My line got more kudos than I totally expected (which was 0) <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f61b.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":p">:p</object> Makes me want to think of a new one:

Are you TnT? Cause you make my heart explode.



That one sucked too. Just off the top of my head.

I have a second one too:

Are you diamond ore? Cause you make my heart stop.



Yeah these all suck.
you must be a diamond pick, cause only you can break my obsidian heart

dear god, i cant believe i actually came up with something... crappy, but still
xcrimsonmasterx wrote:
you must be a diamond pick, cause only you can break my obsidian heart

dear god, i cant believe i actually came up with something... crappy, but still

Very poetic dude.

Baby, I'm like a lever, you can turn me on anytime <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f609.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=";-)">;-)</object>
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PandaPsych0013 wrote:
xcrimsonmasterx wrote:
you must be a diamond pick, cause only you can break my obsidian heart

dear god, i cant believe i actually came up with something... crappy, but still

Very poetic dude.

Baby, I'm like a lever, you can turn me on anytime <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/1f609.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=";-)">;-)</object>

You stealed mine <object class="emojione" data="https://resources.enjin.com/1489581540/themes/core/images/emojione/svg/2639.svg?0" type="image/svg+xml" standby=":(">:(</object> jk
Aight here we go: (My beacon lines)

You like a beacon, I liked you until I realized you weren't bacon

(More of a break up line but I thought I would include it)

And To Finish Off My Horrible Lines:

You're like a beacon, you light up my world. (Under a pyramid of Diamonds of course)



Yes, I do accept applause.