That is by far the best one i have heard so far... although luggs first one was hilarious xD

First, one of my favourites:

There once was a man from Peru

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe

He woke with a fright

In the middle of the night

To find that his dream had come true.

~ Gary The Snail. In Librarian Form.



Now for an original:

There once was a guy with a hat.

The end.

~~~~FAIL POET IN THE HOUSE~~~~

We should try our hands at haiku though, i'm not as fail as that.

There once was a boy named Tim

He never learned how to swim

He fell off a dock

And sunk like a rock

And that was the end of him

I've stayed up and now it is 4.

It's getting light outside even more.

My bed feels so soft,

Right down in the loft,

So now I will go sleep and snore.

(Sorry for posting so much on this thread, I just love all kinds of poetry!)

Jallaf is the name

What is this ?

I dont get it.

Good.

Microwave.