Read a limerick today and wanted to see what your favorites ones are.....So post your limerick or your favorite one!

My fav is pretty dirty but heres a funny one.

There once was a man from Japan

whose limericks just wouldn't scan.

When asked why this was,

he answered, "Because

I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.

There once was a man named Michael Finnegan,

He grew whiskers on his chinnegan,

The wind came up and blew them in ag'in,

Poor old Michael Finnegan (begin ag'in)

There once was a man named Michael Finnegan,

He grew whiskers on his chinnegan,

Shaved them off and they grew in ag'in,

Poor old Michael Finnegan (ag'in ag'in ag'in)

only one i could think of

There Once was a Man called Reg

Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge

Along came his wife

With a big Carving Knife

And cut off his meat and two veg

There once was a glorious cake.

The sight of it made my heart ache.

I ate the last slice,

my heart turned to ice,

So now a new cake I must bake.

bump

There once was a fat cow

He was hit by a plow

When he started to scream

He realized it was a dream

Then he got up and said WOW!

Nice!! That one's my favourite!! xD

This is truly my favorite One...



There once was a man from Bonaire

Who was doing his wife on the stair

When the banister broke

He doubled his stroke

And finished her off in midair

There once was a man from Peru

Who had a lot of growing up to do,

He'd ring a doorbell,

then run like hell,

Until the owner shot him with a .22

There once was this guy named Stan

Who had some trouble being a man

He wore a dress and high heels

And drove a Chevrolet with pink wheels

And soon Stan became a tran

THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER FROM LEEDS

WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS

IT SOON CAME TO PASS

HE WAS COVERED WITH GRASS

BUT HAS ALL THE TOMATOES HE NEEDS

There once was a man named Sawine,

the leader of the Town of Mine.

He worked very hard,

as the MT Guard,

to make sure we all stayed in line.