Hey guys, I'm Nakedtime, a.k.a: Wooshaxe, Kackow, Chris, or "that douchebag who just killed me". I'm new-ish to the server, part of Bermuda.

About me - Well... I like long walks on the beach, baking, building ridiculous structures, play League, play Battlefield, I hate long walks on the beach.... and any more info and I'd start to consider whoever is reading this a borderline stalker. Stop following me....

I'm here for fun, sun, and entertaining conversationalists. Need help with anything and I'm on send me a tell, I'll bounce out of whatever I'm working on to help, or farm things.

Advanced warning, if you play League with me, I'm arrogant, but in a good way... not the abrasive "I want to kill him" kind of way. I sometimes play my champions in character in mumble, namely Gangplank, as Irethena can attest to. I like having fun, I don't like listening to someone complain and blame.

So, to summarize.... hello.... and stop following me home.

Only you would post such an amusing hello XD

She messaged me on Facebook and explicitly said "be horrible to this nakedtime guy."

I'm not like that though, welcome to the server.

I DID NOT D:

does he notice me in the top of the trees on his way to his home?

obvious photoshop troll is obvious.

All hail Tom, the defender of Minetown!

I can never take you seriously with that enormous banana in your picture T_T

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