BUT, I realized the pet rock was me.
then the pet rock died. then i died
I woke up from a sim
And the story ends there...
THe EnD
THe EnD

Except the story was Assassins Creed and now we are moving onto another time frame...
and i woke up in a forest
sitting on a forum website page, which then...
exploded in my face, and i died.
I thought pet rocks are my joke... also my fish drowned
he lives?